omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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