her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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