do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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