Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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