You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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