Porn is love you can see.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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