There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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