why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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