she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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