This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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