They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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