Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
People in love make me want to vomit
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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