I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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