if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have feelings that need drinking.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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