I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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