i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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