you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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