some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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