drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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