I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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