I wanna bring you to show and tell
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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