i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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