So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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