I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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