I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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