Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Me. At least after what I've been through.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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