Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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