They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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