just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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