We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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