Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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