I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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