Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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