If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
