The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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