That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Non-Jews are for practice
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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