I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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