We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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