I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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