The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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