If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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