Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
how do you play pong handcuffed?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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