I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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