He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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