so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I think I just sharted jello shots
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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