But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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