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go home
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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