The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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