I skipped work to stalk him.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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