oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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